Don't let this lady in as a prison-visitor! I have a feeling she might be hiding something.
Who knows what kind of crackie-wig designer came up with this "Marie Antoinette wig" but even the mannequin looks unimpressed. I think if, while leaning too close to a candle flame, this plastic atrocity caught on fire (a likely scenario, look at the height of that thing!) it would be a mercy killing. Many a foppish French hairdresser is rolling in his grave right now...he may just rise from eternal slumber just to give this wig an extra tease.
I can now say I have seen a wig that is both a]male and b]aroused.
ReplyDeleteNot a pretty sight.
Hahaha! So for half the night it's lopsided?
ReplyDeleteMOST of the night, but let's call it a 'ponytail'....
ReplyDeleteI think I know what I want for Christmas now... :P
ReplyDeleteLOL! It's looks like Marge Simpson's hair-do, only in white!
ReplyDeleteOh, I don't know, you could hide a lot of stuff in there, lipstick, a can of mace, Jude Law.
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