Saturday, August 2, 2008
Hunk Alert: Banastre Tarleton
SWM, Soldier/MP, Liverpool, Athletic build, seeking attractive woman, preferably wealthy heiress and not actress.
Likes: Gambling, politics (Tory), Battle Tactics, feathers, taming wild stallions, and frantic carriage rides in the night
You could call me a hero of the American Revolution. With the command of only 150 men I led the massacre of Colonel Buford's 350 soldiers. The Americans claim that I continued to destroy their forces after they waved a white flag but they are dirty, filthy liars! I have eluded death many times but unfortunately lost two fingers in my service to Britain. Ignore what you've seen in the papers and print shops about me, I'm a great guy. And that awful business nicknaming me "The Butcher" may earn me some free pints at the club but I am a family man at heart.
I need a fashionable woman who shares my love of swan feathers and Tory Green and will give me the attention I deserve. Must be open to gambling debts, and share my love for the slave trade.